You know, I can totally see how this might be a good idea…but I’d be scared to death to rent any of the knee walkers at rentakneewalker.com. You know why? Because I just know I’d manage to hurt myself worse by some sort of bizarre circumstance where the kneewalker sails across the room and I end up on my butt. Because that, boys and girls, is just the sort of thing that happens to me on a regular basis.