So, the other day, a young man whom I like a good deal was in my room. I pushed the door closed so I could put up a pair of shoes, and he indicated that he thought I had a goodly number of pairs of shoes. So then I had to tell him that his was not even half my shoes. In fact, I have about a bazillion pairs, of all different brands, and about the only kind I need to finish my collection ore a pair of Louboutins and some Danskos. Anybody out there wanna help a girl out?